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Just For Fun

These are just bits of fun which have made me smile and since smiling makes you feel good I thought I'd pass them on. Hopefully they will brighten up your day!

Most are suited to women who need a laugh and men who can handle being the butt of jokes for a change.

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) presents EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

This is a two day course.

DAY ONE

How To Fill The Ice Cube Trays
Step by step guide with slide presentation.

Toilet Rolls - Do They Grow On The Holders?
Round table discussion.

Differences Between The Laundry Basket And The
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics).

Dishes and Cutlery - Do They Levitate To The Kitchen Sink Or Dishwasher By Themselves?
Debate amongst a panel of experts.

Losing The Remote Control
Help line and support groups.

Learning How To Find Things.
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.

DAY TWO

Empty Milk Cartons - Do They Belong In The Fridge Or The Trash?
Group discussion and role play.

Health Watch - Buying Flowers Is NOT Harmful To YOur Health
Power Point presentation.

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

Is It Genetically Possible To Sit Quietly As She Parks?
Driving simulation.

Living With Adults - Basic Differences Between Your Mother And Your Partner
Online class and role playing.

How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Remembering Important Dates And Calling When You Are Going To Be Late
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

Getting Over It
Learning how to live with being wrong all the time.

Nutrition

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Computer Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed.......
P...

E...

N....

I...

S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Men Are Just Happier People And Here's Why

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one colour for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

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